I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize
