it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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