u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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