i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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