if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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