Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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