It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Randomize
