Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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