I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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