used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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