I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
His nipple licking is glorious
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