Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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