Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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