My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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