May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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