Non-Jews are for practice
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
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