The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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