oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Who died my cat blue again?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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