I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
How external is "for external use only"?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
