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say what?
wanna hang out?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
that may or may not have been my penis.
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