We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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