What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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