Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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