is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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