? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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