I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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