I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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