why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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