i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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