O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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