You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Randomize
