Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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