ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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