Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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