He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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