it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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