Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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