please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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