Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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