If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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