Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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