you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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