my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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