The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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