For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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