I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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