I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
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He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
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