And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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