At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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