Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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