so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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