just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
