Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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