Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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