Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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