brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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