awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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