i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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