I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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